Nadine Baggott (a minor character from a J.R. Tolkien novel?) testifies on behalf of the Pentapeptides: skin rejuvenators that sound more like an American charismatic church. Alas, Penta-pimping Nad has the charisma of a ball of Dutch Edam, which is what her weirdly waxen face brings to mind. A grand fromage on Hello! magazine apparently, her web site witters on about having ‘ heels like Parmesan rind.’ We're cheesed off with the sight of her, but could the curiously crease and wrinkle-free Baggott brow be solely down to Olay’s dolce latte?
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