‘Last Sunday, half way down Cholmondeley Road, one alarm clock was locked in conversation with another alarm clock’ narrates Children’s Hour TV man. The topic? Its new job. .A relic of the 1951 Festival of Britain, it has secured employment via TotalJobs.com which, given the fragile state of the economy and the sort of blatant ageism in the workplace that spurred on Botox-refusing dumped Countryfile presenter Miriam O’Reilly to sue the BBC, is pretty impressive, all things considered. If you too are seeking work, log on pronto. Call it an educated guess, but if this particular company is so unloved it’s reduced to hiring ancient timepieces, Human Resources will surely be keen to hear from actual humans? A lorry driving alarm clock? Gotta be some kind of a wind-up!
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