Littlewoods

In marketing terms, Coleen is now a one word brand in her own right. Serendipitous, should she ever decide, for whatever reason, to leave her husband and kill off  the golden cow that is ‘brand Rooney’. A certain type of woman identifies with Coleen, I’m told, but since I’m  for Mars, I don’t get it. Do women buy a new frock because they like the cut of its cloth, or out of sisterly sympathy for a brand ambassador who happens to be hitched to someone who might have been outplayed by a lame donkey in South Africa but, back in England, allegedly manages to score a hat-trick, playing away from home? Baffling!  Anyway, here’s Col looking chipper enough at Littlewoods boot camp. If the woman has an ounce of sense, she’ll take Nancy Sinatra’s lyrics to heart and boot Shrek into touch. Are the peeps at Littlewoods Roo-ing the day they signed up to a media circus that would see Everton fans taunting an absent Wayne as they broke into an old Bob Marley hit, its lyrics tweaked to 'No woman, no Kai'?

Watch  Coleen here http://tinyurl.com/34rn3ku